I am a wicked sweet flying deathly machine of lightning fire inside your pocket.
November 22, 2009
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"I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance."
- Steven Wright
- "I’m sorry miss. My friend here’s got a communication impediment. By flailing his arms like an idiot, he means he’d love some tea."
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"Do you want my underwear too?” “No but I like your enthusiasm."
- The Mighty B!
- "You just left your baby cousin in that house to get eaten by monsters and you’re more concerned with the additions to my cardboard SUV?"
- "What was Benny the Bull doing with a dress in the first place? ¡Muy travestido!"
- "You sit there in your heartache” “-no, no, that’s a cardboard box….” “Yes, but in your mind it’s The Alamo."
- "You can put on my pink wig and run after them as long as you don’t question why I carry a pink wig everywhere I go. The explanation is sad and modestly disturbing."
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Nobody raise your voices. Just another night in Nantes
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Nantes, Beirut
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(via nakedbones)
