"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
That was my reason for winter break too lol. 👍
I DON’T FUCKING GET THE FUCKING MATH HOMEWORK AHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
“‘Swing Set Needs Home,’” I said.
“‘Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,’” he said.
“'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children'" I said.
“But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.”